Dirty Tubby Custard Seat is a Teletubbies segment that appeared in the episode Urban Birds, the US version of Feeding the Chickens and the VHS Uh-Oh! Messes and Muddles (US-Funny Day).
Plot[]
It is time for Tubby Custard, but Dipsy has an accident! He accidentally spills tubby custard all over his seat. Tinky Winky, Laa-Laa and Po sit down on their tubby seats, but Dipsy doesn't want to sit down. He doesn't want to sit in the tubby custard because he has nowhere to sit, so Laa-Laa decides to let him sit on her tubby seat, but ends up with nowhere to sit. She doesn't want to sit in the tubby custard. Po decides to let her sit on her tubby seat, but ends up with nowhere to sit. She doesn't want to sit in the tubby custard, so Tinky Winky decides to let her sit on his seat, but now has nowhere to sit. He doesn't want to sit in the tubby custard.
So Laa-Laa and Dipsy want him to sit on their seats, but he can't decide where to sit. Po sits on Laa-Laa's seat. Tinky Winky sits on Po's seat. Laa-Laa and Dipsy want to sit down. They see Tinky Winky's seat and try to sit on it, but there is not enough room! Po gives her seat to Dipsy and Laa-Laa so she sits on Tinky Winky's seat. They try to sit on that seat, but there is not enough room either! Then they both fall over. Dipsy gets up and sits on Laa-Laa's seat. But Laa-Laa has nowhere to sit. She doesn't want to sit in the tubby custard so she sings a song and the others join her. The Noo-Noo tidies up the custard off of Dipsy's seat. Laa-Laa has somewhere to sit. She sits on the seat.
All the Teletubbies are sitting down, but they sit in the wrong places so they change places. The Teletubbies sit in their own seats and then it is time for them to eat their custard. But then the Magic Windmill spins. The Teletubbies say Uh-Oh! and they run outside and eventually, the Magic Windmill Stops Spinning and then Tubby Bye-Bye happens.
Alternate Ending[]
- In Uh Oh! Messes and Muddles, the TV transmission event replaces Tubby Bye-Bye, the Windmill spins with the TV Event tune.
- In the US version of Feeding the Chickens, Neither a TV transmission or Tubby Bye-Bye happens at the end, Instead, The Teletubbies eat their Tubby Custard and then it cuts to outside the house with the Teletubbies saying "Tubby Custard, Tubby Custard".
- In Urban Birds, after the segment ends, The Magic Windmill stops spinning with the Magical Event tune.
Teletubbies - Dirty Seat